Dr. PRINCE Diaries (王子的日記)

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Prince: Climb up to Gunung Lambak Kluang Johor!!!

Today, 24 November 2007, is hell of a day!

Somehow we decided to take ONE day trip to Kluang, to climb up the infamous 'Gunung Lambak'.

It took 2 1/2 hours to arrive there from KL, and it took us slightly more than an hour to reach the top. It was a tough 'climb' due to the slippery nature of the mud, and the extremely sloping path. We have to hold on to the rope in order to balance ourselves.

I did, somehow, almost fall a few times, but I manage to get hold of myself!

This is how tough it is, and the one I pointed at the last photo is when we manage to reach the top!

We finally reached the ToP!
SPending another hour resting, playing poker, having lunch chit-chatting before getting down!

Friday, November 23, 2007

Prince: Ms Pretty Vs J.P Morgan!

I receive this forwarded mail from a friend of mine, and I find it really interesting to share with you all.

A young and pretty lady wishes to marry rich guy, and she received a fantastic reply from a financial person.

She actually posted this on a popular forum, and the title is ‘What should I do to marry a rich guy?’ Her post is as below…

” I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1. Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, and gym)
2.
Which age group should I target?
3.
Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys

4. How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (My target now is to get married) ”

Ms. Pretty

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And here she is, received a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:-

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me

Signed,
J.P. Morgan

Prince: Ops....share of life..

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Prince: Something forwarded to me from e-Bay!

The email asking, 'Can you tell if the seller's gender?'
Look carefully into the photo, and tell the gender!
My guess, only male has the little equipment between the legs! :P

Prince: Forwarded Email by very disgruntled citizen!!

In America, people are afraid of terrorists.
Here, we are afraid of bloggers.

In Japan people make quality cars.
Here, Proton's a blast.

In Sweden, customers' car parks are on the ground floor, nearest to the shops.
Here, customers' car parks are on the 4th floor and getting there requires gymnastics skills.

In most countries, parking in public places are often free.
Here, the government has proposed to extend parking charges till 10 am to reduce road congestion.

In most countries, traveling outstation, there's little or no toll.
Here, if you go to Seremban, the toll is more than your petrol.

In almost most countries, there's no ID card.
Here, if you have no ID card you can go to jail for 6 months.

In all countries corruption is almost looked upon with disdain.
Here, after two White Papers on the police, they are dancing to our disdain.

In all developed countries, nobody is above the law.
You have only to be the Deputy PM to have everything "expunged" on Page 3.

In most developed countries, your house is about quarter mile from the highway.
Here, you house is in between the highway.

In many developed countries, toilets and parking bays are reserved for the disabled.
Here, we have locked toilets and barred parking bays and you have to find the guard to get the keys if you are disabled.

In Indonesia, all toll and parking charges are reasonably fixed by the government.
Here, you can get a heart attack just looking at your parking charges.

In Australia, beer flows like water.
Here, money flows like water when drinking beer.

In Indonesia, you can squat on the toilets; in Germany you can even lie down.
Here, you have to use one hand to hold your nose and the other your willy.

In Singapore and Hong Kong, one ticket takes you around all subways.
Here, Subway is the name of a sandwich joint and it takes a genius to understand the route through 4 subways providers.

In most countries, their PM is honest or dishonest but they do not pretend to be otherwise.
Here, our PM pretends to be honest when he is really rotten dishonest.

When people remarry, they go for a honey moon.
When our PM remarries he is back from his honeymoon and he goes to his first wife grave and asks for forgiveness.

When Clinton was elected President, he went for 4 organized parties in Washington DC the same night.
When our PM was made PM, he drove home and knelt beside his mother and cried for the papers to publish.

People usually have their son and daughters succeed in their business.
Our PM is better as he uses his son-in-law for his business and his son for other businesses.

This country is so full of XXX I am XXX to call myself a MXXXn. Our XXth anniversary is but a side show to show our XXX to the rest of world.

You only need one bullet to kill democracy and that's our self-anointed XXXX first policy. Remember Rome and its indulgences and wastages and you will remember how this country will fall in the next 50 years. Fortunately, I will not live till 100 to see it but at 75, I will be paying RM40 to travel home to Seremban for toll just so to visit my parent's grave. I wondered who is buried there - my parents or my passivity.

If I run for politics, will anyone support me?

During my sister's wedding, when the groom arrived to pick up the bride. The groom's 'Heng-Tai' were forced to kiss the bride' maid feet, eat balsam pear, Sushi Dimsum..and more....