Monday, October 18, 2004

WOman = Test? Can Man Get Through...?

Are men and women on different planets when it comes to truth? Yes, that is why they will test man on their sincerity, and the tests come with real attack, you need to know what they think, to survive through their tests. Here are the Little Psycho rules of thumb to make your life better with woman…
Do you know that woman like to give test to their man? Yes, it is true. An article in FHM, a man magazine, related the tests that woman might give to their man. They portray woman as a fickle creatures that change their mind all the times. Woman can get angry at nothing, or even break up with you over nothing. You will never know what you have done wrong when they unceremoniously dumped you!

Some women do look for certain thing in man, for example how much they earn; and that, test is inevitable for them, but will it be fair for man? Some woman even claims that test is a way to set boundaries, and put man through the progress if he is willing to push through it because what he does will reflect the level of sincerity in this relationship. There are a few tests that woman might have in mind:-

The Gift Test,When you buy her something, she would probably say, “Ooh, thank you, it is lovely.” Please do not get flattered by this word, because they are brought up with a good manner that these few lines probably bring nothing to you. What is worse, when you thought she likes it and you tend to buy her the similar stuff every year! If you feel like putting the blame on her, you do rather put it on yourself to think that way.

The Loyalty Test, When you tell her you plan to go out dinner with other woman, could be your lady boss or a friend of yours. If she said, “of course I don’t mind, I will not jealous because I trust you. You might have thought she is giving you her permission. Of course not! She is jealous. Woman is a strange creatures, she might be checking out on you after your date, what she will probably do is asking you how is your dinner with your friends. If you describe as having a good time, she might keep asking you what you mean by good time! That question indicates that she is checking on your re-action, you better answer properly then.

The Fat Test, When she is asking if she is fat, then you are in trouble again. There is no right or wrong answer here, and so do not try your luck on this. What you need to do is ignored the question and bring up another topic, trying to run away! If you say no, the most possible reaction form her would be, “you are lying”, then your relationship will start to blow up from here. But if you say yes, you are committing suicide for your relationship!

The Public Test, That article also mentions that Psychologist has proven, it is a natural male reaction to check out every skirt that walks into the room. However, they were probably male psychologist! You need to analyses yourself if you are having the habit of checking other woman that walking into the room while you are sitting directly across your her! She might be talking non-stop but you probably never listen too, and worse if you just smiles and act interested. If so, you are getting yourself into trouble again. Why? She doesn’t really know what she is talking about either, because more than half of her mental abilities are focusing on what you are doing!

The Phone Test, Most of us have heard about “I will call you”, but when woman said, “I will call you”, most probably you will have to wait a lifetime for that special call. And when you call back and asked, they will reply, very often, “I have been busy lately and had no time to think about it.” Professor Ruben Gur from University of Pennsylvania used brain scan tests to show that when a man’s brains are in a resting state, at least 70 per cent of its electricity activity is shut down. Scans on woman’s brains showed 90 per cent activity during the resting state are constantly receiving and analyzing information. Hence, she might probably playing some Jedi Mind trick with you, all you need to do is just call, as simple as that!

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