Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Prince: My New Hobby...


I can barely believe my pastime activity has become a ground searching of treasure online! You may wander, online treasure is absurd. But it certainly relies on what you perceive as treasure. For me, a good opening, a good offer, with a good application from me, could be a total match! Pray for me to get out of this in-conducive environment! Oh..please…

Prince: Oh, I am totally dismalllll...

Bird chirping, wind breezing through the green pasture, while I dipped in the Pool enjoying the beautiful scenery, and then, flash of mind, the scene of my ‘office work’ came through, and I know, I have got to go back to my office today! I scream quietly in my mind, mindful, ‘Even on Satruday!’

Such as long lost enjoyment of the natural environment, trying to, and seeing thing differently from a different angle, pitifully, it is such a short moment for me to discern those natural around me.

The long-lost and the ignorant of the environment, perhaps, only to happen around for people with perennial antagonism towards certain things; for me, it could be my work, and I am stuck.

I have no idea to answer question such as “why would you put yourself in the situation like this, since one and a half year ago!” The office is in her thrall, none has the temerity to counter her. She enjoys the autocracy. This is just another story…

While, considering the welfare of employees are serious deprived, and being compensate with an additional RM 1k to the annual bonus, could just be Ineffectual. The plan to improve employee satisfaction is a total fiasco. This is just another story…

It is just another ossified organization where the word ‘change’ stays with the mouth, drifted apart from the reality. It can easily judge to be a failure from the ‘high turn over’ of employees, and worse, it has become a story of those leaving us, banded from mouth to mouth. Well, this is just another story…

It is quite disappointing, especially to see with your own eyes, on the leaders who seem to know only the rudimentary of leadership skill. The culture built up, has nurtured the defend ‘system’ in each employees to work-out their feints towards the important top shot, merely a cloak of themselves. It is somehow deems necessarily under such a Perilous working environment, oh, I am in totally dismal!

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Prince: Sheration KL Dinner Buffet (Con't)




Prince: In Sheraton KL Villa Danieli for Dinner Buffet...

We went for Dinner buffet @ Sheraton Hotel Kuala Lumpur. I must say, I can't expect much from there, the food is 'so-so' with lesser variety compare to Jogoya! And, you are paying for almost the same price. What disappointed me the most is the cocktail we ordered for RM35 each, taste exactly like 'Cough-Syrups!' My Cocktail is 'Chill-Out', my wifey had 'Coco-Banas'...Wahahaha...My god!



Training my facial expression...its good for muscle..







Nearer, nearer....muacs....the picture is 'Waiting for Lover'...great piece of art..



I want to kisS toOo....

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Prince: About Dating...

AMERICAN WOMEN

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea.


JAPANESE WOMEN

First date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss herat all.
Second date: She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties.
Third date: You get to have kinky sex with her.
Then she'll bid you sayonara, as that was her last fling as she's getting married to a Japanese man tomorrow.


MALAY WOMEN


First date: You get to touch that big breast others.
Second date: You get to home base with her.
Third date: You have to promise her that you are going to get circumcised. Then you will marry her and find out that you have to support her whole family. The only consolation is that you get to repeat the procedure three more times as allowed under Islamic law!

CHINESE WOMEN

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens too.
Third date: You have already realized that nothing’s going to happen.


INDIAN WOMEN


First date: You meet her parents.
Second date: The date is set for the wedding.
Third date: It's your wedding night!

HONG KONG
WOMEN


First date: you lose all your cash in your wallet
Second date: you max out all your credit cards

Third date: you clean out your bank account and you still can't get to first base. 3 weeks after your third date, you die from SARS.

Prince: For laugh...





Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Prince: Cigarette Name story...

I am Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends,Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro,
In the Salem high country
I Always carry a Mild Seven
I rode on a White Horse
Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike I fell in love
With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name Was YSL
We got married by Perillys , the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill
And booked into room number 555
I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf
I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size
She cried in delight, "You are a Rough Rider !!!"
You are riding like a mad Camel
When I asked her if she is satisfied
She answered" I want MORE! !!!"
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to enter her Gudang Garam.
She said... depan belakang puas, barulah SAMPOERNA!!!

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Prince: Lunch@Jogoya! The Biggest Olyster in Town!






We had our lunch @ Jogoya, and I really enjoy the food, Thank to Anna & Ewe who recommended the restaurant. I love to eat Oyster,especially when this is the biggest oyster in town can only find in Jogoya! Wooohh....

Monday, October 08, 2007

Prince: Think through before get screw!!! 'Laugh'

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...


One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.


Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "


She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.


Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down."


So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.


Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.


She responded, "The bastard used coins!"


Management lesson:

Always consider a business proposal
in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Prince: Freaking Family@Pizza Uno

Dining with my wife @ Pizza Uno @ Centra Point Bandar Utama, we were seated opposite of a family of 9 consist of Grandparents, parents of 3 children & a weird couple.

I’ve never had a peaceful meal since then because I constantly heard the father ‘attacking’ his son with harsh word. Below are some words coming out from his mouth, and I drop my jaw!


  • ‘Have you said your grace? How many times do I have to teach you to say your grace?’
  • ‘Can you eat faster? I brought you here for good food, and this is how you re-pay me?’
  • ‘No drink until you finish your spinach cheese, you’ve never eat-up your food before! No drink until to finish your food’
  • ‘Do you hear me? Eat properly! Sit straight, and hold your fork steadily!’
  • And more..blah…blah…blah…Then the couple…screwing up the waiter…

‘You only realize that you are out of ‘something’ after we have been waiting for almost half an hour? I don’t care, today is a special day for us, now I am going to order something on yours restaurant!’

Talking to his dad after the waiter left, ‘Don’t care, just squeeze something out from them’

  1. No matter how much you pray to god, you will never get anything with such attitude towards others especially your son; it’s about patience & passion in educating your son, not by reprimanding, scolding, and despising.
  2. Being a profit-minded jerk who only think about self-derive benefit by pressing others isn’t the way of life, none of the religion teaches you about compensation by taking advantage on others’ mistake.

Prince: Being content...

I had a good sharing with Superciliousme about scholarship offer. Government or private scholarship, each are managed by human-being, and subjected to flaw as nothing is perfect. Policy is made by human as well, and is subjected to mishandling & bias too. The only thing I perceive as unfair is when the policy / procedure do not enclose detailed investigation on applicant background, inclusive of household income and hidden income that a family possibly has. I once has a friend who are brilliant academically, driving his birthday present (BM) from his parents, and was given a 2 years scholarship by government to further study to a reputable Overseas University. However, you will also come across cases such as, student from Poor family background receiving scholarship from government to Russian University, complaining & request to be sent to UK instead, simply they believe good result allow them to demand better or speak louder. You tend to see different kind of people but it is ‘us’ who need to make sure ‘we’re clean’…

‘Those who study hard enough, only dream to have a scholarship abroad; yet, those who are given a scholarship, whine across the street to justify their demand’

Note: Unless government specified Straight A – UK, B student – Russia, C student Indian, then you can whine your way up to UK with you’re a result…

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Prince: Simply Government...

Someone told me to work for the government if you want to get away from the world of stress - why? Simply government has never need to get their job done! Why? they only spend time figure-out 'Creative excuses' to please us! Excuses is everyone's strength, don't you think? 'Yeah'....'true, true..'

Prince: Oops..



Prince: ..You lost when you know the truth...

My learning - When you start to feel lost is when you know the truth, and locate your direction aftermath. The truth is my job is not What I think it is what I expect but considerably building up my new expectation to fakingly adapt to it...

Prince: Little Privacy Please...


Is your boss some kind of privacy digger? Don't ask about mine, what's about yours? I've seen boss who doesn't like staff to keep personal secret.