Tuesday, January 06, 2009

王子: 國人最爽的Malaysia 極品笑話 ...

國人最爽的Malaysia 極品笑話

1Sami Vellu 希望提高自己的聲望,想要發行一款有自己肖像的郵票.....
發行過了一個多月之後,Sami Vellu 想要問看看視察看看銷路如何.....
Sami Vellu '銷售情形怎麼樣?'
郵政總局局長:'還算不錯,只不過常常有人抱怨黏不牢!
Sami Vellu '怎麼會呢?' Sami Vellu 隨手拿了一張郵票,塗了一點口水在? l票背面,便試貼在信封上 ....
Sami Vellu ' 這樣不是黏得很緊嗎?'
郵政總局局長: '可是......大家....都把口水吐在正面啊 ......'

2、深夜,Najib 去買宵夜,結果在路上遇到搶匪
搶匪拿著槍指著 Najib 說:' 把身上的錢交出來!'
Najib 勃然大怒說:'你這什麼態度?我可是堂堂Vice Prime Minister 耶!'
搶匪:'喔,那……把我的錢還來 '

3、某天,Prime Minister Parliment members...等大官一起參加一個會議,結果發生連環車禍,送至醫院急救,記者們聞風趕至醫院....
稍久,醫生出來了,記者忙著問'醫生!醫生!Prime Minister 有救嗎?'
醫生沮喪的搖搖頭說:' ..Prime Minister 沒救了....'
記者又問:'醫生!醫生!Najib 有救嗎?'
醫生又沮喪的搖搖頭說:' ...也沒救了...'
記者就問:' ...到底誰有救?'
醫生精神一振說: 'Malaysia 有救了!'

4、有一天Sami Vellu 往某家精神病院視察,所有的病人都站在走廊上高聲歡呼,
Sami Vellu 萬歲!Sami Vellu 萬歲!
只有一名病人面無表情,對Sami Vellu 不理不睬。
Sami Vellu 看到了,問院長說:'那位病人為什麼不對我歡呼呢?'
院長:'因為他今天精神非常正常'

5、一輛競選車載著Sami Vellu 競選團隊開到鄉村去造勢,不幸在山間小路上翻車。
正在農田作活的老農民看見這情景,就趕到出事地點,可是車上的人都死光了。
于是他挖了一個土坑,把幾個政客都埋了。
過了幾天,負責事故勘察的警察找到那個老農民,問他那幾個政客到哪里去了,老農民說己經埋了。
警察趕緊追問:'他們都死了嗎? '
老農回答說:'嗯…,我看到Sami Vellu 在我埋他的時候大叫說他還沒死。'
警察說:'那你怎麼也把他埋了?'
老農說:'你知道的嘛? 這個Sami Vellu 從不說實話

Monday, January 05, 2009

Prince: Barisan Rakyat’s campaign to deliver Kuala Terengganu to Pakatan Rakyat : SMS campaign


Barisan Rakyat’s campaign to deliver Kuala Terengganu to Pakatan Rakyat : SMS campaign

The No to BN race-based politics sms :

人民拒绝国阵/巫统的种族政治,种族政治将摧毁人民团结。别被国阵/巫统的种族政治蒙蔽。民联将团结人民,上下一心拯救爱国。请您于 17/1/2009 投民联/回教党一票。人民力量万岁。请转寄予您瓜登朋友

The lying MSM sms :

主流媒体将以不实报道制造种族间的猜忌以蒙蔽选民,使回教党在瓜登败阵。杯搁他们,停买报章,停信主流电台电视新闻。请转寄予您瓜登朋友

sms’s into one to help save costs :

人民排折国陣与巫統的种族政治。人阵团结人民。人民仝心救大馬。请在17/1投人阵一票。人民万亗。请发送SMS瓜登朋友!

Here is the first sms in BM.

Rakyat menolak politik kaum UMNO / BN. Politik kaum UMNO / BN hancurkan perpaduan rakyat. Jangan diperdayakan dengan politik kaum UMNO / BN. Politik Pakatan Rakyat menyatukan rakyat. Rakyat sehati sejiwa menyelamatkan negara yang dicintai. Undilah PAS / Pakatan Rakyat pada 17/1/2009. Hidup rakyat. Sebar kpd kwn2 di K.T.

Here is the ‘boycott the MSM’ sms in BM.

Media massa arus p’dana akan m’perdayakan rkyt & m’cari helah utk gagalkan PAS di KT dgn berita palsu - utk menanam rasa syak wasangka terhadap PAS & Pakatan. Jom boikot! Jgn beli s/kabar. Jg

Friday, January 02, 2009

Prince: New Year Resolution...

‘Resolution’ is a determination of an act or method made to resolve a problem; or in another word, it is a firmness of purpose, or strong will make to something. I started to make myself ‘resolution’ since year 2004, and I have always made sure I keep track of my annual resolution, and make sure I meet the ‘deadline’!


In year 2004 ushering into year 2005


Life was difficult during then, what I earn is not sufficient to what I spend; moreover, my company do not believe in bonus, high pay or incentive. It’s a Chinaman company who wishes to invest back to the business by building more ‘building’, and expanding the business elsewhere. Thereon, my New Year resolution,

a) To continuously improve myself through formal education so that I can be more competitive in the market, thus, I will finish my MBA, and continue…! - ACHIEVED

b) To get a new job where it can provide me the financial stability so that I can move around the society move freely…- ACHIEVED


In year 2005 ushering into year 2006


After I joined a new company, I was taught that attitude is very important for a person to function more effectively and efficiency in an organization. You just got to do the right thing, behave the right way at the right time, so my attitude is the first I decided to improve.


Secondly, from company to company, as long as it is a local china-man company with no intention to improve, they will always behave the same, and you, as an employee will always face the same problem in your work. Just for perspective, this company used punch-card to record employees’ attendance, and the ‘old lady bosses’ will check the punch card every morning, if you are found late to work, your salary will be deducted (even only a few minutes late); she didn’t mind to go through all the hassles just to break your wages into minutes and do it from there; and we do not have a proper pay slip, our pay slip is handwritten, this pay slip can be purchased in any grocery shop. Long hours working and extra effort contributed to the company was not appreciated, we started work 7.45am till 6pm (break is one hour), total working hours was about 10 hours, but we never able to go back on time due to the heavy workload; I left at 8pm very often, and have to work on Saturday (half day), and Sunday (during November and December- with no additional pay) – with all above I decided to move…

a) In term of attitude, I wish to be more open (or transparent) in treating people; in work, I need to be more confident, and professional; also, look for perfection so that I can be more meticulous…- ACHIEVED

b) To get a new job (targeting MNC) that can give me the opportunity to advance or step up the corporate ladders, more importantly, to learn and improve my working experience, and I don’t mind to learn from scratch…- ACHIEVED


In year 2006 ushering into year 2007


Year 2006 is terrible years for me, although I have achieve my resolution but it is not enough; I can’t say I made a mistake to move, and it is under a different working environment, and at least, something news to learn.

a) Improve my Marketing Planning Skills through continuously learning from peers, and guidance from superior…- ACHIEVED

b) Continuous personal improvement through former education, I decided to enroll PhD after my MBA study…- ACHIEVED

c) To appreciate my personal relationship with love one, and to give something special…- ACHIEVED

d) Looking for business opportunity so that when time comes, I can work on my own business plan……- NOT ACHIEVED


In year 2007 ushering into year 2008


This was the year continued from the year before; my life isn’t any better with so many sacrifices I made for my work with only little returns, and appreciation. If I were to rely on people’s help, I would have learnt very little, and lucky, I am not…

a) I decided to move on again this time, and for this time I will keep my eyes wide open to make sure I choose the right company with the right boss …- ACHIEVED

b) Marriage proposal….…- ACHIEVED

c) Looking for business opportunity so that when time comes, I can work on my own business plan……- NOT ACHIEVED


And not forgetting…


The 3 must-do before marriage…

a) Registered for my PhD study…- ACHIEVED in 2007

b) Experiencing backpacking…- ACHIEVED in 2007

c) Getting myself a tattoo…- ACHIEVED in 2007


In year 2008 ushering into year 2009


This year is a fantastic year with many surprises; in work, many to learn, and have learnt many too. There’re also some pitfall that I must build in my new year resolution to make sure I settle it or it become a stumbling stone for me.

a) I am too action oriented in my work, this must be improved because it would affect my working relationship with others…

b) I never had this before; I am too discomfort with top management, especially during presentation; perhaps being influenced by the past of what had happened before from top management. I must get rid of this...

c) Complete my thesis proposal, and go for Qualifying Exam so that I can pass and continue with my PhD research (Data collection)…

d) Save enough money for a proper wedding…

e) Save money for another backpacking trip end of the year…(and complete my tattoo..)

f) Looking for business opportunity so that when time comes, I can work on my own business plan…

Prince: Soul out!





















Prince: New year Dinner at MichaelAngelo










Prince: New year Lunch at Yu Yuen Kota Kemuning!

We had our new year lunch in Yu Yuen Kota Kemuning, trying out their pork knuckle recommended by Leonard! Damn good.....If you see from the photo below, you would probably know, 'nothing left, only bone!'....


Picture above: Mr Tan, research manager, pondering and digesting after lunch.....yum yum...



Prince: my Doggies..