Monday, June 30, 2008
Thursday, June 26, 2008
王子: 中国普通话VS马来西亚华语 (fwd)
中国普通话VS马来西亚华语
马来西亚华人乃是晚清时广东省和闽南移民华侨的后代。当地华人对华教的坚持、文化的传承是不留余力的。我们堪称是海外华人中中文水准颇高的华人，但且看我们的普通话.............
中国人：今晚你有空吗？我没空！
马来西亚华人：今晚你得不得空？我不得空！
中国人：饼干受潮了…。
马来西亚华人：饼干'漏风'了…。
中国人：从上海去苏州要多少个小时？
马来西亚华人：从上海去苏州要几粒钟？
中国人：难道他不可以来吗？
马来西亚华人：你不给他不来啊？
中国人：周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤? ?/defanghtml_SPAN>
马来西亚华人：周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。
中国人：我一向都是这样的
马来西亚人：我一路来都是这样的啦
中国人：我的手机掉进沟渠了。
马来西亚华人：我的手机掉进龙沟了。
中国人：这样你不是很不值得吗？
马来西亚华人：这样你'马'很不 '歹'？
中国人：你真是聪明！
马来西亚华人：你真是pan nai！(源自马来语pandai，聪明的意思)
中国人：你安静！
马来西亚华人：你diam diam！(源自马来语diam，安静的意思)
中国人：我要去银行取款。
马来西亚华人：我要去银行'按钱'。
中国人：为什么？
马来西亚华人：做么？
中国人：你很强~
马来西亚华人：你很够力~
中国人：明天也叫他一起去吧！
马来西亚华人：明天叫'埋'他一起去！
中国人：我很郁闷~~~
马来西亚华人：我很'显'（sien）啊~~~~（'显'比郁闷的境界更高）
中国人：你再说我就打你！
马来西亚华人：你再说我就hood你！（有点粗俗的）
中国人：你在说什么？
马来西亚华人：你在说sommok？
中国人：你不要令我丢脸~
马来西亚华人：你不要'下水'我~
中国人：真被你气到…。
马来西亚华人：被你炸到…。
中国人：你别乱来~
马来西亚华人：你表乱乱来~
中国人：你很无聊
马来西亚华人：你很废
中国人：XX你
马来西亚华人：Kanasai（意思是像大便一样，骂人的话）
中国人：迫切
马来西亚华人：bek chek
中国人：我们结婚吧！
马来西亚华人：我们结'分'吧！（'婚'字受粤语影响，所以音不标准）
中国人：今天的天气很热~
马来西亚华人：今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~（'到'字要拉长，然后没有下文了）
中国人：哇!
马来西亚华人：哇捞weh!!!!
中国人：我受不了他！
马来西亚华人：我behtahan他！
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Prince: 'Skippy'...!!!
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'.
The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was be ginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Dammit Skippy!'
Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later
the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, 'Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!'
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Prince: What is Strategy all about?
The problem with strategist is when they tend to stay inside their own world. Not even set their eye out of the box; but my issue now is not so much about ‘being frog in the well’ but is not being able to ‘focus’.
Strategy is about setting company apart from competitors by competing in areas where you own your strength. But when greed creeps in, strategist will be influenced by profitability, and dah dah dah... and tend to sway away from being focus.
My learning…
- Get the market data as much as possible
- List top 10 areas where you deem important, and will give you competitive edge…
- Do you analysis on the top 10, and analysis should not just go by width, but also depth!
- Find the opportunities where it fits your strength!
- Go for it....Be focus!
Prince: Speedy Action is the champion...
The book said....
For large company:
- Planning is crucial
- Give up the crumbs
- Preserve company strength and stability
For small Company:
- Attack when the enemy retreats
- Do not take full advantages of all opportunities
- Be as inconspicuous as possible
- Respond quickly
- Not to attach when enemy retreats...?
- Not to be as inconspicuous as possible...?
- not to react quickly...?
Prince
For large company:
- Planning is crucial
- Give up the crumbs
- Preserve company strength and stability
For small Company:
- Attack when the enemy retreats
- Do not take full advantages of all opportunities
- Be as inconspicuous as possible
- Respond quickly
Prince: Sun Tzu Art of War...
Sun Tzu art of war.....What I need to know now...
- When ten to the enemy’s one, surround him
- When five times his strength, attack him
- If double his strength, divide him
- If equally matched, you may engage him
- If weaker numerically, be capable of withdrawing
- If in all aspect unequal, be capable of eluding him…
Prince: What is Strategy...
I have learn from Mintzberg Henry.......
- Strategy is a Plan...
- Strategy is a Ploy...
- Strategy is a Pattern...
- Strategy is a Perspective..
- Strategy is a Position...
Prince: Maria MP3...
jah jeegeum shijakhae jihgeumssheek ddugupgae
woo~ dooryuhwuh hajimah
ppyulchuhjeen noon ahpaesuh juh taeyangee gilul bichuh
woo~ juldae muhmchujeemah
Maria~ Ave Maria~ juh heen goorum ggeutggahjee nalah
Maria~ Ave Maria~ guhchin ppahdo ddahween sanggwanupsshi
gijukeun eeruhkkae nae noonahpae ppyulchuheetssuh
woo~ juldae muhmchujeemah
Maria~ Ave Maria~ juh heen goorum ggeutggahjee nalah
Maria~ Ave Maria~ guhchin ppahdo ddahween sanggwanupsshi
Maria~
muhmchuhbuhreen shimjang juhnchegah gutjahpulso upsshi ddweuhwah~
Maria~ Ave Maria~ juh heen goorum ggeutggahjee nalah
Maria~ Ave Maria~ guhchin ppahdo ddahween sanggwanupsshi
Maria~ Ave Maria~ juh heen goorum ggeutggahjee nalah
Maria~ Ave Maria~ guhchin ppahdo ddahween sanggwanupsshi
Saturday, June 21, 2008
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