Thursday, December 09, 2004

Women and Men...

While enjoying my cup of coffee in Starbuck, I overheard an argument of a couple on the equalities of men and women. The lady flipped through a magazine, with an article on equalities that spark off their argument. I pick it up later and read through it. The MXM magazine printed an article that sardonically written about equalities between men and women, certainly in favor of men!

The article argued that, if you put a woman on a pedestal and worship her, you are then a male chauvinist. Meanwhile, if you work hard, you will never have any time for her, but if you don’t work hard, she deems you as a good-for-nothing-bum! If you get a promotion ahead of her, she will call this favoritism. But if she gets ahead of you, it is equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, you will probably being sued for sexual harassment, but if you keep quiet, she will sarcastically blame you for male indifference.

You must not cry in front of her because if you cry, you will be a wimp, if you don’t, you are insensitive! You are a chauvinist if you make decision without consulting her, but if she makes decision without consulting you, she is a liberated woman. Also, do not deny that man appreciate woman but if you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you are a pervert, and if you don’t, you are a gay!

Man likes sport for many reasons, but do not tell her that you intend to shape your body, because she probably said you are vain, but if you don’t, she calls you a slob. If you buy her flower, you are after something, if you don’t, you are not thoughtful. Lastly, I would say that makes woman sound difficult to please, though!

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